The 9th and 10th nipple.
Creepy ass question of the day: How many nipples do you have?
I have 8! Or so we thought. Until last night when mommy was feeling me up and she found my 9th and 10th nipple! All inverted and cosy and snuggled in my skin.
Mommy's google history now includes
'How many nipples does a dog have?'
'My dog has 9 nipples'
'Dog inverted nipples'
There you have it, the highlight of mommy's day. Now I need a cookie break from all of that inappropriate touching.
