Mollie the RottenButt

Mar 29, 2016

1 min read

Oh hai there! I'm not a rottenbutt. Mommy's just being an asshole as usual.

I'm a sweet angel who loves to chew on rocks and steal socks. I may or may not lick plates off the counter. I definitely do not eat poop *shifty eyes*.

My first year.

#throwback to my very first night at home
I played in my poop 💩 #noregrets
Mommy says all she does at work is look at my pictures and count the hours till she can see me again
There's someone behind me isn't there_! 😨 on a side note, look at my pawsssssss
Saturdays are Showerdays 💦.jpg I don't really like baths but I tolerate it for towel cuddles
Dad, do I at least get a treat after this_ Mom usually lets me have a super special treat after every bath.jpg Just to let you know
Mom wtf! Where are my teefs_!😰😨
Sometimes I think I love my #kong more than my mommy.jpg Especially when it's filled with frozen chunky turkey stew
Tagged by the lovely _sheilajudd ❤️ and _berthalismawaty 💛 to share #whymymumlovesmesomuch
Hi, welcome to McMollie's
You look funny from here, mommy! 😆😆 I can see your triple chin, Tsk tsk 🙊🙊 Tagged by the handsome _thor_therottweiler for a #UpsideDownSunda
What do you mean I can't have my ball and eat it too__
Ma, this angle is gonna make my nose look hugeeeeeee! 🐽🐽🐽 Tagged by my buddy _lab_named_jake for a #snoutshot.jpgThanks for thinking of me 😘
Why are you looking at me like that, ma_ I'm just flossing to save you the trouble of brushing my teeth tonight
You mean to say you're not impressed by my handiwork, _flyuraeroplane_ I swear they will look much better once I'm done with the other shoe_
Soaking wet #selfie cos I was too tired to object. _Thanks _butterball_the_5star_mutt for tagging me for a #meandmyhuman challenge
I don't know what's the deal but mommy keeps hugging me and saying 'Happy Birthday' to me in her 'good girl Mollie' tone
_Dear Mollie