Mollie the RottenButt

Oh hai there! I'm not a rottenbutt. Mommy's just being an asshole as usual.

I'm a sweet angel who loves to chew on rocks and steal socks. I may or may not lick plates off the counter. I definitely do not eat poop *shifty eyes*.

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My first year.

#throwback to my very first night at home

I played in my poop 💩 #noregrets

Mommy says all she does at work is look at my pictures and count the hours till she can see me again

There's someone behind me isn't there_! 😨 on a side note, look at my pawsssssss

Saturdays are Showerdays 💦.jpg I don't really like baths but I tolerate it for towel cuddles

Dad, do I at least get a treat after this_ Mom usually lets me have a super special treat after every bath.jpg Just to let you know

Mom wtf! Where are my teefs_!😰😨

Sometimes I think I love my #kong more than my mommy.jpg Especially when it's filled with frozen chunky turkey stew

Tagged by the lovely _sheilajudd ❤️ and _berthalismawaty 💛 to share #whymymumlovesmesomuch

Hi, welcome to McMollie's

You look funny from here, mommy! 😆😆 I can see your triple chin, Tsk tsk 🙊🙊 Tagged by the handsome _thor_therottweiler for a #UpsideDownSunda

What do you mean I can't have my ball and eat it too__

Ma, this angle is gonna make my nose look hugeeeeeee! 🐽🐽🐽 Tagged by my buddy _lab_named_jake for a #snoutshot.jpgThanks for thinking of me 😘

Why are you looking at me like that, ma_ I'm just flossing to save you the trouble of brushing my teeth tonight

You mean to say you're not impressed by my handiwork, _flyuraeroplane_ I swear they will look much better once I'm done with the other shoe_

Soaking wet #selfie cos I was too tired to object. _Thanks _butterball_the_5star_mutt for tagging me for a #meandmyhuman challenge

I don't know what's the deal but mommy keeps hugging me and saying 'Happy Birthday' to me in her 'good girl Mollie' tone

_Dear Mollie

#food #photography #salad